"Alf guest stars"

Okay, I'm totally not in a bad mood anymore. I just found the Law and Order plot generator. Awesome! Frickin' awesome! It's like having five whole episodes at your fingertips every time you refresh the page!

"Tonight on Law and Order:
A headless corpse is discovered in a park by a blue-collar man on his way to work. Lenny and Curtis initially pin the crime on a sleazy, unfeeling pusher, but after a wrongfully accused prisoner is freed, they arrest rival brothers. McCoy and Kincaid prosecute, but McCoy must become agitated in the courtroom to win. The old DA takes a drink and says "A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains." Leonard Nimoy guest stars."

By the way, there's also a Law and Order coloring book. My birthday is September 20th, guys. That's all I'm sayin'.

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Current Music: "Striptease" by Hawksley Workman